Characters


Name: Sexy Cloud
Age: 19
Occupation: Sexiest Thing Alive
Biography: There's not much you need to know about Sexy Cloud. He's the star of the show. Some say he's bisexual. Some say he once used shampoo despite it being physically impossible due to his structure as a cloud. All you need to know is that he's the sexiest thing alive.


Name: Sir British Cloud Smithington II
Age: 26
Occupation: Being British
Biography: He was brought up in a rich neighbourhood with parents who spoiled him excessively. I think it may have rubbed off on him just a little bit. He's British in every way and if you've ever heard Dregan speak, he sounds like that.


Name: Sexy von Spoonicus of Porridgeville
Age: 106
Occupation: Jesus; Pole Dancer
Biography: Well you know what they say about Spoons, right?


Name: Balloon Seximus
Age: 17
Occupation: The Girl
Biography: The Balloon. The only female in this neighbourhood. Besides, you know, all those others.